third and final time i am making a new entry today...

I swear I am done after this, if only because I then have to leave to get my train. I just had to pass this on... it is a comment I definitely stole from Friday Playdate, because of a story she was telling about her son losing the tip of his toe (I jest not), and the use of the adult voice so as to not scare the children more.

When I was 12 or so, my sister (who was about 3) ran into a table that had her dinner on it (apparently she was so excited about eating whatever it was that she had to RACE towards it) and she started screaming. When I looked up, she had a fork in her forehead.

I totally remember the Adult Calm Voice; it's hilarious when the words uttered are "Oh! Susie has a fork in her forehead! I think we should probably go to the hospital. Would you please call Daddy?"

Okay, did that not make you laugh?! Don't tell me it didn't because you would be a liar!
Now, if you haven't already, feel free to see the other random post below, then the real post for the day below that.