Chip: k, well time for me to walk the dog, if you get my drift
Me: oh jesus
Me: really, was that necessary?!
Chip: yup
Chip: just for that reaction
Me: full body shivers... and NOT the good kind
Chip: giggle
Me: okay, i'm going to go wash my hands now. since it's impossible to wash my mind, that is the closest i'll get
We the use the phrase (at work) "walking the dog" as a euphamism for sex. I am not sure that was the intention here but that is all I could think of.
ReplyDeleteOh, don't worry, that was definitely Chip's intension.
ReplyDeleteThat just so happens to be his euphamism for having sex... um... solo.
Oh I'm glad I read the comments because I was wondering...I kinda guessed it might be that, but wasn't sure. Who the heck is chip? Just trying to catch up here.
ReplyDeleteChip is a friend of mine from college... he's a nice guy, but a little on the inappropriate side. He loves to get a rise out of people, but at least he does it with "humor" and not anything worse!
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